DM boxes across Twitter are getting jammed up with DM's reporting on the giving ways of Twitterzens. However, nothing is being given whatsoever - these gifts are completely "e" in nature, and are nothing more than a reason to log into my Gmail so I can delete the email alerting me to the fact that I have a DM.
Below is a list of the DM's I have received in the last week whose importance is suspect at best. At the bottom, I propose several of my own DM ideas, which I hope the people at Fun140 will incorporate into their schemes.
And yes, I realize the irony of making fun of them while I still send out auto-DMs, so there's no need to point that out to me, LOL.
Links have been removed to protect the knuckleheads:
I just gave you "peace and happiness "! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "Hug"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "love bug hug"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "Good Luck"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "a new n better day"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "tweaked out tucan"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "Hang in there!"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "A Little Doggie!!!"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "sunshine"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
Hey, I just added you to my Twitter Army. Please accept my invitation! :)
hey, i just voted "Whitney Houston" on "who the real queen of R&B" vote too:
I just shared a cool video "Rin Kagamine- Fear Garden +Mp3 link (Read description)". Check it out:
I just gave you "sorriso"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just took "Where is your Fav Place to Have Sex" and got: Table! Try it:
I just took "Which New Moon guy is Perfect for you??" and got: Edward Cullen( Robert Pattinson)! Try it:
I just gave you "peace signs"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
Hey, can you come checkout Spymaster with me? Its a fun Twitter game. I sent you US$10k so you can play. (OLD SCHOOL DM!)
I just played "Crazy Taxi" and scored: 14355 (ranked 4376th overall)! Beat it:
I just gave you "High Five"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "Corona"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "Beach Island"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
Once in a life time opportunity with Donald Trump...can you say DUUHHH..
I just took "What Style are you?" and got: Punk! Try it:
I just gave you "dancingdog"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "Big Mac"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just took "Which #bb11 Big Brother 11 house guest are you?" and got: Jessie! Try it: (It really doesn't get much lower than this one)
I just gave you "hungry monster"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just took "What Tattoo Should You Get?" and got: An All Over Tattoo! Try it:
I just gave you "A flying Turtle"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just gave you "Rubber Duck"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just shared a cool video "Miley Cyrus - The Climb - Official Music Video (HQ)". Check it out:
I just took "What SHOULD your name be?" and got: *girl* Melanie *guy* Carter! Try it:
I just took "Which Springfieldian (Simpsons) Are You?" and got: Santas Little Helper! Try it:
I just gave you "twinkie"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
I just took "What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?" and got: Strawberry Ice Cream! Try it:
I just gave you "Beach Island"! Check it out: You should send me a gift back ;)
Here are my ideas - Fun140, make this happen:
I JUST GAVE YOU WAR AND FAMINE, PLEASE SPREAD DISEASE BACK TO ME
I JUST GAVE YOU AN STD, PLEASE KEEP IT!
I JUST GAVE YOU A PUNCH IN THE RIBS, YOU SHOULD PUNCH ME BACK
I JUST GAVE YOU A POKE IN THE EYE, PLEASE POKE ME BACK! : 0
I JUST KICKED YOU OUT OF BED FOR EATING CRACKERS, PUT THE CRACKERS AWAY : - ))
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